Total Medals Earned: 1,126 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,805 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Get a combo of 35!
Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.
Obtain a score of 10,000.
Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/105 points)
BEGGINER
JUST A ROOKIE
Are you in?
SEMI-PRO
PRO
MASTER
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/490 points)
Wake up the Guard!
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (375/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (30/360 points)
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (30/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (45/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G
You got the I
You got the little N